There is a common joke amongst men. It prevails from man to man and sometimes even woman, but it particularly haunts a few tortured souls. A few condemned to a life of ass kissing and pride munching. Praying almost daily, for a meteor of death to come hurtling down to earth to bring salvation! Who are these pale ghosts of men they once were? They are Married men.

How often have you been asked if you left your nuts with your girlfriend or painfully heard "What! Yo bitch got yo nuts?" Forever must you endure these taunts?! Well no more! Now she really can have your nuts! A symbol of your manhood! Now you can give your "nutsack" to your wife, a girlfriend, fiancee, whatever! (...or maybe to another man if you, ya know, go that way) as a gift or clever joke.

Inside our Nutsack™ are 2 gel balls or "nuts". Very squeezable! The Nutsack™ is made of soft, peach fuzz like velour and comes in a variety of colors. The Nutsack™ also comes with pre-printed adhesive tags that can be placed around the drawstring to personalize! Here are just a few...

• My Husband's Nutsack™
• My Fiancee's Nutsack™
• My Boyfriend's Nutsack™
• My Girlfriend's Nutsack™
• The Asshole's Nutsack™
• I got His Nutsack™
• I got The Idiot's Nutsack™
• My Wife's Nutsack™
• The Bitch Left, But I Still Got My Nutsack™
• His Nutsack™
• Her Nutsack™
• Got Nuts?

Nuts in a Sack™ also come with a free booklet, which contains valuable guidelines for the care and day to day usage of your Nuts.

Ahhhh... Just imagine your Nutsack™ swinging on a rear view mirror or hanging from a purse strap! Your Nutsack™ will always be there as a reminder that you care. Isn't there someone you really like to be looking at your Nutsack™ right now? So go ahead, get one, or two and proudly display your Nutsack™!